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Jimmy Fallon introduced a new batch of awards in his latest “Tonight Show Superlatives” segment — this time poking fun at players from the Philadelphia Eagles and Dallas Cowboys (including Sam Bradford, Mark Sanchez, Jason Peters, Bryan Braman, Kellen Moore, Doug Free, Cole Beasley, and L.P. LaDouceur) ahead of their Sunday night game.

Eagles' Sam Bradford featured on Tonight Show Superlatives

Eagles quarterback Sam Bradford was voted “Most Paranoid Ryan Reynolds,” which is impressive considering the real Reynolds has been married to Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively. Maybe the paranoia stems from being duped so badly at the Heisman House by RG3 and George Rogers.

OCEAN’S FOURTEEN

Cowboy's Kellen Moore featured on Tonight Show Superlatives

HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK IV

Eagles' Bryan Braman featured on Tonight Show Superlatives

HAS HE HAD HIS SHOTS?

Cowboy's Doug Free featured on Tonight Show Superlatives

TASTES LIKE VERMICELLI

Eagles' Jason Peters featured on Tonight Show Superlatives

BEER BREATH

Cowboy's Cole Beasley featured on Tonight Show Superlatives

SWEATED A LOT

Eagles' Mark Sanchez featured on Tonight Show Superlatives

WANNA CHECK OUT MY NEW PATIO?

Cowboy's L.P. LaDouceur featured on Tonight Show Superlatives