Jimmy Fallon introduced a new batch of awards in his latest “Tonight Show Superlatives” segment — this time poking fun at players from the Philadelphia Eagles and Dallas Cowboys (including Sam Bradford, Mark Sanchez, Jason Peters, Bryan Braman, Kellen Moore, Doug Free, Cole Beasley, and L.P. LaDouceur) ahead of their Sunday night game.
Eagles quarterback Sam Bradford was voted “Most Paranoid Ryan Reynolds,” which is impressive considering the real Reynolds has been married to Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively. Maybe the paranoia stems from being duped so badly at the Heisman House by RG3 and George Rogers.
OCEAN’S FOURTEEN
![Cowboy's Kellen Moore featured on Tonight Show Superlatives](http://sandbox3.starrcards.com/wp-content/uploads/cowboys-kellen-moore-featured-on-tonight-show-superlatives-720x405.jpg)
HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK IV
![Eagles' Bryan Braman featured on Tonight Show Superlatives](http://sandbox3.starrcards.com/wp-content/uploads/eagles-bryan-braman-featured-on-tonight-show-superlatives-720x405.jpg)
HAS HE HAD HIS SHOTS?
![Cowboy's Doug Free featured on Tonight Show Superlatives](http://sandbox3.starrcards.com/wp-content/uploads/cowboys-doug-free-featured-on-tonight-show-superlatives-720x405.jpg)
TASTES LIKE VERMICELLI
![Eagles' Jason Peters featured on Tonight Show Superlatives](http://sandbox3.starrcards.com/wp-content/uploads/eagles-jason-peters-featured-on-tonight-show-superlatives-720x405.jpg)
BEER BREATH
![Cowboy's Cole Beasley featured on Tonight Show Superlatives](http://sandbox3.starrcards.com/wp-content/uploads/cowboys-cole-beasley-featured-on-tonight-show-superlatives-720x405.jpg)
SWEATED A LOT
![Eagles' Mark Sanchez featured on Tonight Show Superlatives](http://sandbox3.starrcards.com/wp-content/uploads/eagles-mark-sanchez-featured-on-tonight-show-superlatives-720x405.jpg)
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![Cowboy's L.P. LaDouceur featured on Tonight Show Superlatives](http://sandbox3.starrcards.com/wp-content/uploads/cowboys-l-p-ladouceur-featured-on-tonight-show-superlatives-720x405.jpg)
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