Vintage 95 Series custom cards Mark Peters
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz anytime.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
The only reason I don’t like playing in the World Series is I can’t watch myself play.
I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.
Why is a puck called a puck? Because 'dirty little bastard' was already taken.