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With the upcoming draft, trade speculation and LeBron James’ Decision version 2.0, this promises to be a very interesting summer for NBA fans. But wait, there’s more! Basketball boosters also can enjoy a compilation of player’s inane gibberish from the past season…

BAD LIP READING: NBA 2017-18

Many have wondered what whispered bits of wisdom James utters when he blocks his mouth from lip readers with a raised jersey, but now — thanks to the Bad Lip Reading channel on YouTube — we have the answers.

Bad Lip Reading with Lonzo Ball and LeBron James

Turns out LeBron is very specific in his instructions to fellow players, or at least with regards to Lonzo Ball. Other gems gleaned from BLR’s video include Russell Westbrook‘s surprising admission that he woke up in the desert holding a knife, the first time James Harden met a vagabond he smiled at him, and Steph Curry thinks mostly about the handwriting of delightful goats or something.