Jimmy Fallon rolled out another set of victims in his latest “Tonight Show Superlatives” segment — this time giving 2014 PGA Championship golfers the comedic-caption treatment. Among those roasted are marquee names like Rory McIlroy and Tiger Woods, and second-tier pros like Angel Cabrera, Miguel A. Jimenez and Victor Dubuisson.
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A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz anytime.
Humphrey Bogart, Actor
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Weaver, Orioles' Manager
The only reason I don’t like playing in the World Series is I can’t watch myself play.
Reggie Jackson, Yankees
I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.
Muhammad Ali, Boxer
Why is a puck called a puck? Because 'dirty little bastard' was already taken.
Martin Brodeur, NHL All-Star