The Seahawks may have lost a heartbreaker on the field of Super Bowl XLIX, but animals dominated the commercial breaks. From the requisite puppy, to critters real and imagined (with the help of computer graphics), the Super Bowl ads felt like an extended promo for the Animal Planet.
BUDWEISER – LOST DOG
Animal tally: 1 sad-eyed puppy, 1 menacing wolf, 4 Clydesdale horses
DORITOS – WHEN PIGS FLY
Animal tally: 1 rocket-powered Vietnamese potbelly pig
AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO – FIRST DRAFT EVER
Animal tally: 1 kangaroo, 1 sloth, 1 lemur, 1 zebra, 1 dodo bird, and many more
SPRINT’S SUPER APOLOGY
Animal tally: 1 screaming sheep, 1 braying ass
DISCOVER SURPRISE SCREAM
Animal tally: 1 screaming goat
UNIVERSAL – TED 2
Animal tally: 1 talking teddy bear
UNIVERSAL – JURASSIC WORLD
Animal tally: Too many dinosaurs to count
PARAMOUNT – SPONGEBOB MOVIE
Animal tally: 1 sea sponge, 1 starfish, 1 octopus, 1 crab, 1 squirrel, assorted sea creatures
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