Jimmy Fallon introduced a new batch of awards in his latest “Tonight Show Superlatives” segment — this time poking fun at players from the Detroit Lions and Denver Broncos (including Taylor Boggs, Kyle Van Noy, Peyton Manning and Matt Paradis) ahead of their Sunday night game. Broncos nose tackle Darius Kilgo was voted “Amish Shaq,” which is the first time — and most likely last time — such an award is given.
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A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz anytime.
Humphrey Bogart, Actor
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Weaver, Orioles' Manager
The only reason I don’t like playing in the World Series is I can’t watch myself play.
Reggie Jackson, Yankees
I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.
Muhammad Ali, Boxer
Why is a puck called a puck? Because 'dirty little bastard' was already taken.
Martin Brodeur, NHL All-Star